We are followers of the British institution that is the Campaign for Real Ale. This is a site for them, about them and in respect of them, though not officially connected to them. Real Ale is something that we have here, here in the regions of Britain. Because what else do we really have? We’ve got all this bloody countryside, but no one likes county side any more! (it’s been scientifically proven to have less fun in it). And we’ve got, like, some farms and canal boats. But none of that stuff is getting more popular. But Real Ale! Real Ale is real! Real Ale is actually growing in popularity. We’re cool!

And I want to be cool god dammit.